- What about a stockbroker that’s blind and he has to do the stocks in braille lol
2. Jesus “Jack” Christ
3. What about like a guy that’s a cowboy but he has an italian accent
4. What about Italian Luchadors and instead of taking off their masks its a mustache instead
5. What about fried cured pig cheek (guanciale) and some herbs and a nice olive of melon
6. Cant think of anyone who has a problem with Maine
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Hello! My name's Boris. I'm a writer, chef, musician and Italian-American. I like to write just about anything creative--poetry, prose, songs, jokes, scenes and whatever else I need to. Stop reading now.
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